May 2013
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Watchsp3ranza:
praise the lord it’s back
wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.
A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.
No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
swinubuh:
When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
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secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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improving-for-good:
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
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awh yiss fixed my tablet
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
tricksterkind:
i’m not sure if i want to be your best friend or makeout with you for 6 hours
can we do both
mu5icliz:
castiel-is-a-bluebird:
roughhewnends:
fruitytootybasedsmoothy:
I want only two things in life, people to find me adorable and people to find me terrifying.
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pretty in pink.
owlmylove:
When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
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freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
nikolawashere:
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
fartgallery:
thegodismylord485:
fartgallery:
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
But how do I freeze the taco of fire?
what???
ostracizedpoodle:
I want to put my voice in a bottle and then when someone angers me i throw the bottle at them and it breaks open and releases my screams
parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no
jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
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andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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thinkingingallifreyan:
potterhead360:
evilkitten42:
My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:
D: “My name is John Smith”
C: “What?”
D: “John Smith!”
C: “But that’s your fake name”
D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”
C: “Which is what you just said!”
D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”
And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly...
